I'm South Korean Songtext
von Henry Cho

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Henry Cho!

Thank you
Good night, I appreciate it
Thank you
That was awesome
Thank you very much

My name is Henry Cho
I am full-blooded Korean
I was born and raised here in Knoxville, Tennessee
So, I′m South Korean

Thank you very much, alright
I love the Asian stereotypes that crack me up, man
Like most people think we all know each other
I was on a plane the other day


This guy next to me is a big old boy
He's overweight, I′ll be nice about it but he's hefty
He looked at me and goes, "You Korean?" I said, "Yeah"
He goes, "I know some Japanese people

You ought to drop by and see them sometime"
I said, "Really? No, there's some fat people live in my neighborhood
How about that?"
It′s different growing up here, man

A lot of asian people live here now
But when I was growing up, I was it
I was the only one, man
Made it kind of tough when I was a little kid

You guys remember playing army when you were a kid?
Pretty much hated that game, man
All my buddy′s going, "KO, the neighborhood against you
We'll give you a head start"

We used to play a lot of cowboys and Indians
Didn′t we guys? Cowboys and Indians
You guess I hated this game too, man
I was always the cook


There you go
There's your three Asian jokes
Take them home with you