Red Alert Songtext
von Help Desk

We got a Red Alert! We got no Internet!
And all of our passwords need reset
Blue Screen of Death an error 404
My CPU is saying that its outta cores

I need you here right now i think the fax is down
My left speaker isn′t playing sound
Now my work is lost and my coffee's cold
I called for help and you put me on hold

We′re breaking down no common ground
Left for us to stand on
How did we become so cold and indifferent
Only trying off and on
And off and on and off and on again

Hello sir i think in retrospect
You should have tried a little more intellect
Cause i see no alerts and this is not your first
Call to the desk for a google search


So i went down to your cube to help you out
But you already went home
Now my tone is short and a little smug
Oh look the cable's unplugged

We're breaking down no common ground
Left for us to stand on
How did we become so blind and ignorant
Despite all your theology technology is not built on magic!

Help you! Help Me!
Red Alerts are all I see
Help you?! Help me!!
Red Alerts are all I see
Help you! (Help You!) Help me! (Help Me!)
Red Alerts are all I see
Help you! (Help You!) Help me! (Help Me!)
Red Alerts are all I see

We′re breaking down no common ground
Left for us to stand on
How did we become so cold and indifferent
Only trying off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on
Again!!!