The Wheatley Song Songtext
von Harry Callaghan

Well well well, welcome TO MY LAIR!
Chell and a potato huh?
Uuugh, really scared.
So you're the ones that wanna take me out,
ah heh heh, good luck.
You're joking, YOU ARE JOKING!
I can't believe my eye.
You're kidding me, you've got to be.
Why won't you just die?
She's fat, you're starchy.
I don't know which's worse. I might just blow a circuit,
if i don't laughing first.
When little old Wheatley says:
"There's trouble behind that door!"
you'd better pay attention now,
because I'm the Wheatley core,
and if you aren't shaking, then there's
something very wrong.
Becuase this may be
the last time that you
hear the Wheatley Song

Woh oh

Woh oh

Woh oh

Woh oh

He's the evil Wheatley Core!


Well if i'm feeling bored
and there isn' much to do,
I might just build
a special batch of
tests for you to do.

Woh oh