First Date Songtext
von Hamell on Trial

They′d been emailing so he asked her for a date
And he said that he wouldn't be late
He rushed there a little after eight
He ran three red lights, he got a ticket

He can lick it ′cause his brother knows the DA
He copped a plea and he only got probation
He sings along to an oldies station
He sings

Baby, baby
I'll be true to you

He rings the bell and he can tell
That this night is gonna be swell
'Bout the time that the wine and the V′s kick in
To calm his nerves he had a plan
He ingested seven Percodan
And to get in the mood a handful of ludes
And a pint of old Crow for the right attitude
And he stood at the door of this girl he never met before
Her emails were sweet that′s for sure, he thought


Baby, baby
I'll be true to you

His head on fire, he was inspired
To take his presentation one step higher
Didn′t want to be rude but if she had saw him in the nude
She could see how he truly was because

All the trappings like money and clothes
Aw, they were nothing but silly shows
So off his pants and his shirt goes

What can I say, his limbs gave way
His head went blank and and to his knees he sank
That's how she found him when she opened the door
He was naked and passed out on his front porch mumbling

Baby, baby
I′ll be true to you


She was gonna call the cops, then she stopped
He looked so cute lying there, with the blood in his hair
On the bushes hung his underwear
She brought him inside, she nursed his pride
Seven months later she became his bride
They're still together, they brave the weather
They love each other, tougher than leather they sing

Baby, baby
I′ll be true
Baby, baby, baby
I'll be true to you
Yeah, alright