Record Store Day Songtext
von Half Man Half Biscuit

Hip hip hooray, it′s Record Store Day
You're going to need a second mortgage
Whip crack away, it′s Record Store Day
So get yourself a second mortgage

There's a remix of their awkward fourth
Outtakes of his difficult fifth
A lost recording of that bloke what died
An altercation in the queue outside

Oh rocka my soul, it's Record Store Day
So get yourself a second mortgage

Step this way, it′s Record Store Day
The bands are clearing out their spare rooms
If you want that in Battleship Grey
You′ll have to sell the family heirlooms
Extortion on a level you can hardly conceive
Tarted up in a fibreglass sleeve

That acoustic thing which nobody bought
Hey fellas, I've just had a thought


It′ll all be okay come Record Store Day
When I need to pay me mortgage

Oh I do like to re-release me B-sides
I do like an overpriced LP

On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day

It's a shame about Ray
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day

I say I say I say
What′s the difference between


On Record Store Day
A warhorse and a cart horse
On Record Store Day
One ducks into the fray
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day