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We′ve got Kramer
Coming over
To produce us
So that we can show off to our specialist friends
Go down to the Falcon in Camden and say
"I'll have a pint for myself, and a pint for the XMC5"

Aleister Crowley
Knew my father
Or rather
Business once took Dad up into the glens
Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked
"Have you got change for the fruit machine machine? I′m all out"


Dear Mr. McGee
Please find enclosed the latest demo from Liquid Greek
Derided by the mainstream as shoegazing also-rans
The band have nevertheless persevered
With their off-kilter or nothing policy
In the hope that someone like your good self will eventually realise
And thus promote this violent, yet ultimately beautiful genre
Which we have dubbed 'new noise'

The first track is based upon the high-pitched lamentations
Of an unbalanced Lincoln woman
Who nurses injured buzzards back to
Health inside her dead child′s wardrobe
We hope you like it
Yours sincerely
Liquid Greek

P.S. We don′t like sport of any kind
And friends at school were very much thin on the ground

This land is my land
This land is not your land
So please get off now
Or I'll go and fetch the farm hand
And he will come running
In a red cap-sleeved T-shirt
And a West Country smile
And just "I′ll give you a kick out the jams"