Ecclesiastical Perks Songtext
von Half Man Half Biscuit

In pulpits
In pulpits
They can preach naked from the waist downwards in cloisters
They can smack each other′s arses

These be ecclesiastical percs
These be ecclesiastical percs

Cheap flagstones
Cheap flagstones
Clergyman he's got a drive to lay
Clergyman he′s got a drive to lay
Wet sponges (at the summer fair) shall miss me

These be ecclesiastical percs
These be ecclesiastical percs


Rumour had it there was none left
So I swiftly walked round to Archie's house
"Archie, people are saying you haven't got any
What am I supposed to do, you know the situation"
"Reverend, come sit down, for you there is always some
How much do you need?"

I′m gonna bottle up my love
And shake it up and down
And spray it all over Jesus

Near baconer
Joke breasts on
No seat belts
Nice policeman
Fierce hander
All nighter
Need no pay

Hey hey hey hey hey

These be
These be
These be