Corn Queen Songtext
von Hailey Whitters

Pompom Tammy in her single mom Chevy
Fillin′ out her not-so-skinny jeans
Paintin' on her mascara in the rearview mirror
Case of beer in the baby seat

She′s got a thing for Hank she got on the day
He popped a dent out her passenger side
She wasn't lookin' for love when he fixed her truck
But she′s lookin′ pretty lucky tonight

She's a top of the bottom, cream of the crop
Map dot livin′ the dream
Yeah, she ain't all that, but she ain′t half bad
For a former Corn Queen

Well, she knock, knock, knocked on his old screen door
That's as broke as the both of them
He′s been waitin' since the third grade
To tell her to come on in


He's got heart of gold, a little more to hold
Than he had when he was 16
Yeah, he ain′t all that, but he ain′t half bad
For a former Corn Queen

Ain't Romeo and Juliet
More Billy-Bob and Charlene
Ain′t all that but it ain't half bad
For a former Corn Queen

Been a couple months, they had a lotta fun
Everything that you′d think
Got half of her stuff and a toothbrush
And a dixie cup by the sink

No kids of his own, just a two-year-old
Who thinks he's everything
He′s gonna change her name, gonna help her raise
A future former Corn Queen

Hell, it ain't all that but it ain't half bad
For a former Corn Queen