A Fine Romance Songtext
von Guy Lombardo

A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you′re as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance with no clinches
A fine romance with no pinches
You′re just as hard to land as the Ile de France
I haven't got a chance


This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my dear duchess
Two old fogies who need crutches
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has

A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
You never give the orchids I send a glance
No, you like cactus plants
This is a fine romance