Locating the Junk Songtext
von Gumby’s Junk

I′m the king of the castle
I'm the queen of the fort
I′m a pillow prince ridin' round in my good 'ol bike shorts
Ridin′ ′round like a million bucks
Farewell my friend cause I don't give a fuck

Sippin′ with a straw on my one buck chuck
Bite me with your rat teeth, that's hot as fuck
Switch me on, no switch just dom
General custard, big boy mustard