Jerk Songtext
von Green Jellÿ

Hey all you freaks
Don′t you know that birds have beaks
Can't you see the real truth
My friend Bob is missing a tooth
If I find myself upside down
I can never turn it all around
Cause I′m a jerk
I smell real bad
And I'm a jerk
It ain't so sad
That I′m a jerk
Can′t you see
That I'm a jerk
It′s what I wanna be
The life I live is dumb
I spend my time watching my thumb
All those years of schooling
Left me big and dumb and drooling
If my head was on straight
Maybe then it wouldn't be so late


Cause I′m a jerk
I smell real bad
And I'm a jerk
It ain′t so sad
That I'm a jerk
Can't you see
That I′m a jerk
It′s what I wanna be
If you see me in the street
Make sure that I have my feet
If you catch me up on a wall
Don't you hit me with a ball
People ask me why
I like to be a big dumb jerk
Cause I′m a jerk
I smell real bad
And I'm a jerk
It ain′t so sad
That I'm a jerk
Can′t you see
That I'm a jerk
It's what I wanna be
And I′m a jerk
Yeah I′m a jerk
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