Jonny Makeup Songtext
von Gravy Train!!!!

Toot toot!
And a beep beep!
You′re a coal miner's daughter who turned to the street
And with a toot toot!
And a beep beep!
You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat
In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour
I don′t know what that means but I'm sure it ain't a bore
Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed
Ambush Makeover really gave you
Hollywood cred
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON′TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
(one two)
HEY JONNY JONNY IT′S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP
(one two)
Hey Jonny you're so fine, you′re so fine you blow my mind hey
Jonny, Hey Jonny!
Toot toot!
And a beep beep!
A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep It sounds


like toot toot!
And a beep beep!
It's like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep
Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts
But if they only knew you couldn′t rape a donut Kiehl's gift bag,
what fancy schmancy schwag
But it′s that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
(one two)
HEY JONNY JONNY YOU'RE A DREAM AND I DON′T WANNA WAKE UP
(one two)
I′m really really goin' through it so when are we gonna do it
I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude in hopes that
you′d someday screw it I'm reading out like I′m Levar Burton but
that's only cuz I′m really hurtin' Beyonce of V.I.P.
I wanna be your wifey cuz when you're flirtin′ Gravy Train!
is squirtin′!
I'm living!
I′m gagging!
You're screening!
I′m reading!