Last Time I Checked Songtext
von Gorilla Zoe

Last time I checked, BK was the hood
Last time I checked, Bankhead was the hood
Last time I checked, Harlem was the hood
But them rappers don′t live there, they live in Hollywood
Last time I checked, Long Beach was the hood
Last time I checked, College Park was the hood
Last time I checked, Compton was the hood
But them rappers don't live there, they live in Hollywood


It ain′t about where you at, it's about where you from
And if you ever go back, they might hit you with a drum
You a G somewhere else, but at home you's a bitch
You can′t go back to the hood, cause they know you a snitch
Pussy ass rappers, fake ass niggas
Metaphorical gangsters, studio killers
Everybody know you been lame
Tryna hide behind a chain and a nickname, that′s a damn shame
Shoot your videos, go and fuck your groupie hoes
Talk that shit, like the hood don't really know
The hood despise you
I kick it with the same niggas, used to bully you in high school nigga
Who you lying to, hey nigga
I can see straight through you, like a X-Ray nigga
Me I′m gorilla, you'd be me if you could
But I don′t think you can, cause they say you Hollywood

Last time I checked, North Philly was hood
Last time I checked, Carol City was hood
Last time I checked, Uptown was the hood
But them rappers don't live there, they live in Hollywood
Last time I checked, H-Town was the hood
Last time I checked, Chi-Town was the hood
Last time I checked, Detroit was the hood
But them rappers don′t live there, they live in Hollywood


What if the same dude you looked up to
Was a rapper and you realized, he wasn't nothin like you
He ain't watch the shit bubble, he ain′t see the same struggle
He ain′t never go, what you went through
Aight I'm finna keep it real with ′em now)
Real niggas don't feel them niggas
And on some real nigga shit, man I feel you nigga
We like we miss Pac, we need to hear Dre
We miss Big and W.A., what do they say
Well here go this and listen to that
Man somebody tell these labels, that they artists are wack
Yep CD′s are Frisbee's, we call ′em drank coasters
Wasting all your money, on these flyers and posters
Try to make it look good, buy you a sound scan
Is that the damn plan, well here's a helping hand
You want some real sales, you need the damn hood
You don't wanna sell wood, and don′t go Hollywood

Last time I checked, Carolina′s was hood
Last time I checked, Little Rock was hood
Last time I checked, Nat Town was hood
But them rappers don't live there, they live in Hollywood
Last time I checked, Alabama was hood
Last time I checked, Mississippi was hood
Last time I checked, North Philly was hood
But them rappers don′t live there, they live in Hollywood

Oh surrounded by security and police
But you claim gangster, bullshit pussy nigga show me
Nobody told me, I don't seen you run
You, your whole entourage and all them damn guns
I ain′t never seen a bunch of pussy niggas run around
Like they was killers, when they know that they hoes
All you niggas scary, I can tell how you be looking
When you see a real nigga fa sho
We don't play games, that′s y'all punk niggas
And if the shit was a game, we'll skunk you niggas
Keep playing, make me Mossberg pump you niggas
Batty boy, let your record label pump you niggas
I ain′t never seen a bunch of pussy niggas run around
With that sack, when they homeboys broke
Respected in the hood, cause you gone Hollywood
You can′t hide it man, and everyone know you Hollywood

Last time I checked, Little Haiti was hood
Last time I checked, Zone 3 was the hood
Last time I checked, the whole Bay was the hood
But them rappers don't live there, they live in Hollywood
Last time I checked, Indiana was hood
Last time I checked, man Savannah was hood
Last time I checked, Louisiana was hood
But them rappers don′t live there, they live in Hollywood