C-4 Songtext
von Fooling April

Got a call at 8:00 AM
I just barely went to bed
It′s my manager
Says I need a new hit song
Says the last one's almost gone
I roll my eyes and obliged

Instead of writing a number one
I screwed around till long now
I have to write this song
Played Xbox all day long
Now my neighbor wants to sleep
Now he′s banging on my wall
The police are his next call
'Cause the asshole wants to sleep


He's only 23 years old
Who goes to bed before Leno?
Yeah, I stay up for Conan
His dad put him through law school
Bought him an F-150 new
Probably bought him his girlfriend, too

Instead of making big-time ones
I screwed around till long now
I have to write this song
Smoked pot all day long
Now my neighbor wants to sleep
His girlfriend is insane
They make sex, I don′t complain
′Cause the asshole wants to sleep

Yeah, I'll never win
The walls are thin
The verdict′s in
There's an asshole next door
He′s a bore


Instead of having Casey Kasem
I screwed around till long now
I have to write this song
Watched porn all day long
Now my neighbor wants to sleep
If I was strong, I'd beat him up
But I′m not, so I shut up
'Cause the asshole wants to sleep

I have to write this song
Now my neighbor wants to sleep
I have to write this song
The asshole wants to sleep