The Ascension of IDS Songtext
von Fit to Work

When Iain Duncan Smith
Was dead and rose to heaven
The angels put him in a throne
And put a halo on him
Zaphiel got a cordless drill
And a pack of three inch screws
And drilled the halo tight as it could go and more

Uriel slid a silver ring
Down each of Iain′s fingers
The insides of the rings were lined with
Tiny spikes that tore his flesh
Arachiel tied his arms down
With bare copper wire
Then ran a current through
So it burned and burned

We will live and die on earth
While you sing forever in heaven
(Sing forever in heaven)


We will live and die on earth
While you sing forever in heaven
(Sing forever in heaven)

(Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing!)

Raphael took a diamond hammer
And gently tapped his kneecaps
Then tapped a little harder
Till the bone began to splinter
The angel laid on hands
So the bone knit back together
Then broke it and healed it
And broke it again

Samael cut a thin line
Down Iain's heaving chest
And with a loving grace and care
Began to peel the skin
The angel peeled it back
Just a fraction at a time
Enjoying the art of Iain′s face

We will live and die on earth
While you sing forever in heaven
(Sing forever in heaven)


We will live and die on earth
While you sing forever in heaven
(Sing forever in heaven)

(Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing!)

Adriel plucked his eyes out
(Eyes!)
Ahriman squeezed his heart
(Heart!)
Ambriel played the muscle harp
(Legs!)
Arariel took his toe nails
(Feet!)
Cassiel pulled his tongue out
(Tongue!)
Camael fed him knives
(Throat!)
Dumah drummed his vertebrae
(Spine!)
Gabriel played with needles
Pricking him over
And over
And over
And over
And over
And then

They
Told
Him
He
Was
Fit
To
Work