On the Prowl Songtext
von Ellesquire

Oh yeah
I′m on fire when I go to the night clubs
My pick up line is "so do you like stuff?"
If they are keen they're probably a mind fuck
Or they′re fine but they've turned dyke knowin' my luck

I′m going right up to ′em like "Hi" but
I never have a follow up line so I just eye them up
"Can I buy you a drunk"
"I mean buy a drink"
"I mean shit n' a fuck it!"

I′m trying to think of somethin' witty to say
And she′s like "whatever!"
I told her baby you could have been mine forever"
I came on too strong, played on too long
Found myself dancing to Akon's new song

Drunk as all fuck still trying to get my groove on
Bouncer comes up "Sir can you please move on"
"You′re too drunk it's time to call it quits"


I says "Too drunk this is only my fourth of fifth"
"Plus you're interrupting me, I′m tryin′ to talk to chicks"
He says "it's not a girl, you′re talking to the wall you dick"
Ahh, shit no wonder she was such a good listener
About to start kissing her and get all of her digits
But you interrupted

He didn't find it funny, he kicked me out the club and then he punched me in the tummy
He′s calling me a "smartass and a drunk bum"
Said "I'd "I′d rather be a smartass than a dumb cunt!" (oh no,you didn't?)

No I didn't but I figured it′s probably what I would′ve said if I was bigger
Full of liquor I move on to the next pub, I'm not gonna go home I′ve gotten all dressed up

It's me
Single and I′m on the prowl
I wish that I could mingle, I just don't know how
I get pissed too quick then I get thrown out
Before I even get a chance to write your number down

It′s me
Single and I'm on the prowl
I wish that I could mingle, I just don't know how
I get pissed too quick then I get thrown out
Before I even get a chance to write your number down


"Hey, um, so I′m a rapper you know"
("Oh you′re a rapper), (what?)
(You know like I rap and stuff)
(My mate is in the Hilltop Hoods)
"Uh, no, I don't know the Hilltop Hoods)
(They′re awesome, yeah, you should see them)
(I'm good but, I′m heaps good)
(Do you want me to do a rap for you?)
(No, um, I'm actually gonna go over here now)

So I find myself in the middle of the largest of lines
Just to get into a bar for a lager or five
I′d already been going hard drunk a carton at mine before I even left my apartment and started my night

See a hottie walk pass so I ask her for a light
She says ("I don't smoke")
I says "nah, neither do I"
We had to have a laugh at my retarded reply
But then she kept walking like she just passing me by (see ya)
I had to think fast so I ask for the time she says ("the thing on your wrist will give a rather good guide")
Acting all smart ass like she's larger than life, ah, forget her iI′m already at the start of the line

So I get into the venue where the party is right
Everybody is looking like they′re having marvellous nights
So many ladies in the place that it was hard to see guys
So it can't be hard for me to get a part of the pie

Pardon me I think I′ll get a glass of your wine
The barman behind next to the chick in the kharki design
The bartender just laughs and says ("aren't you surprised that apart from you and I in the club there aren′t any guys")
Well I did feel a little bit marginalised
:But hell, all the more girls for me to party with me right?"
He's like ("next time you want yourself some ass for the night
Stay away from here dude this is a bar just for dykes"!)

It′s me
Single and I'm on the prowl
I wish that I could mingle, I just don't know how
I get pissed too quick then I get thrown out
Before I even get a chance to write your number down

It′s me
Single and I′m on the prowl
I wish that I could mingle, I just don't know how
I get pissed too quick then I get thrown out
Before I even get a chance to write your number down

(Oh, oh, everybody says;)
Dingle and I′m on the prowl
I wish that I could mingle, I just don't know how
I get pissed too quick fhen I get thrown out
Before I even get a chance to write your number down

It′s me
Single and I'm on the prowl
I wish that I could mingle, I just don′t know how
I get pissed too quick then I get thrown out
Before I even get a chance to write your number down