Pedophile Swag Songtext
von EJM

This right here is my
Pedophile swag


"God you make me sick
Thirty year drip
Craddle-robbing bitch
Like she got an extra stitch"
I′m in a white van
Driving with a plan
Yeah I get flak
'Cause I got candy in the back
I′m on a wanted list
Bring out all the kids
This is my town
I'ma snatch them out the crib
I feel like Michael Jack
Eilish in the sack
Underage pussy always got me coming back

Haha
We're just like really creatively in sync
I know he′s like forty years older than me
And his hairline is receding
But I don′t know
None of that really matters to me
Just because he's older and I have daddy issues
And like he pays for all of my shit
And I don′t have any money
Because I'm really, really young
I just turned eighteen
He′s been talking to me for awhile though
It's kind of a coincidence
It′s like we were meant for each other or something

Uh, yeah we met over Discord
And things have gotten pretty hot and heavy since