Ryan Sheckler Songtext
von Eazy Mac

I′m a nervous wreck (wreck)
I just twerked my neck indeed
I need Percocets ('cets)
It has reverse effects on me
Go tell Bernadette I could purchase them
So get 15 from those Persian men
Who wear turbans, come in record speed
In a purple Benz

Smell like bourbon, smell like ketamine
Lebanese virgins, I might curve ′em, I might let 'em bleed
She want Birkins, then she slurpin' like a serpent
Made a mess on her dress, she needs detergent
Smell like Lemon Clean
Yeah, I love Lucy (Lucy)
Not the groupie, but what I′m lickin′ off of a loose leaf (yeah)
Sometimes when I'm talking, I awkwardly think I′m too deep (uh-oh)
Sometimes see my reflection, get an erection, oopsie (yeah)


Wait, so how can I be homophobic?
I don't know, I want a spouse then
I want a house by the mountains, the beach and the ocean, yeah
Every week I get a bonus
Never speak to me, I notice
She′s touchin' my D and she′s homeless
No, no, no, no, bitch

Pull up with my dog like I'm Will, thinkin' I am legend
We don′t ever listen to these bitches because time is precious
Triple my investment got me sittin′ in the private section
I just flip hard, hard flippin' like I′m Ryan Shackler
I just flip hard, hard flippin' like I′m Ryan Shackler
I just flip hard, hard flippin' like I′m Ryan Shackler
I just flip hard, hard flippin' like I'm Ryan Shackler
Hard, hard, hard flippin′ like I′m Ryan Shackler (whoo)

Hard flippin' like I′m Bart Simpson
I might start pimpin' even though we isn′t hard livin'
Got a couple broads, drop ′em off by the park benches
One got blue hair like she Marge Simpson
Other one probably on drugs, any minute she gon' start itchin'
I just dropped acid, smashed the windows out my parked Civic
Used to have the Honda, then I came up, now my car different


Mercedes-Benz, push to start when I start engine
It′s really nice
I′m lookin' fancy when I′m backin' out
Lookin′ out the mansion, used to sit up in a cracker house
Took a couple Xannies, got me manic, I start actin' out
Whip my dick out, beat that pussy like I′m Manny Pacquiao

Pull up with my dog like I'm Will, thinkin' I am legend
We don′t ever listen to these bitches because time is precious
Triple my investment got me sittin′ in the private section
I just flip hard, hard flippin' like I′m Ryan Shackler
I just flip hard, hard flippin' like I′m Ryan Shackler
I just flip hard, hard flippin' like I′m Ryan Shackler
I just flip hard, hard flippin' like I'm Ryan Shackler
Hard, hard, hard flippin′ like I′m Ryan Shackler