Renaissance Man Songtext
von Dylan Seeger

The moon is made
Of cheese, you see
They put it there
For you and me
Won′t you come
And take a piece?
Won't you come
And take a piece?

It′s on sale now
So don't be slow
Can't beat these prices
That′s for sure
What else do you
Need to know?
What else could you
Ever need to know?


Shop all day
Shop all night
It′s your right
It's the American Dream
And the future′s bright

Find a husband
While you check the mail
Shame a stranger
While you save the whales
It's a good thing
That you did today
If they don′t see it
Then they're to blame

Now put on your coyote fur
Let′s show the world
You're a connoisseur
Anna Wintour would be
Proud of you, it's a shame
She′ll never, ever have a clue

Better get in the queue
Go into debt
Jetset and beget
You′re America's best
You′re America's best


Who needs to think
When the stars are
All aligned for you?
We tell you what
To buy and do
If you don′t
Have the means
We'll lend it to you
And you′ll pay someday
Don't worry about
The high interest rates

I helped myself
To a book or two
I put a quote
Online for you
Now tell me
I'm a renaissance man
I beat my own
Attention span

The slot machines
At Toys-R-Us, the JCPenny
Outlet store combusts
I heard we put
A man on the moon
Maybe we can do it
Again soon

Fat fucking chance
We′ll just stream it instead
So we can watch it from bed
Now in high-def
Forever content

Who needs to think
When the stars are all
Aligned for you?
We paved the way
With Mountain Dew
If you don′t
Have the means
We'll rent it out
For a monthly fee
Don′t worry, kid
It's just the American Dream