After Two Songtext
von Dumbfoundead
After Two Songtext
She got the wrong idea, had my candles from Ikea lit
Do you do this type of thing all the time when you meet a chick?
I plead the fifth and offered her a pita chip (Nah, you′re good?)
Okay, I hope that question won't repeat again
Even the preacher′s kid is a heathen when in heat
They weren't all nine or tens, I picked a few from lemon trees
As I squeezed and I squeezed, making lemonade from threes
They weren't the most interesting but thirsty on Dos Equis
It′s routine after two, when I′m back from the saloon
I mean AM, not PM, cause PM is my boo
And my AM is a DM asking "Are you coming through?"
Feeling blue is nothing new and I'm not talking ′bout my mood
Am I a bad man? Or is that bad at all? (Bad at all)
My best friend? (Best friend?) He says not at all
If I'm a dog, I′m a Labrador
Ladies want a gentleman but freaks want Neanderthals
Holler, we can get it in
Ladies stop complaining when taking the walk of shame
Especially when you're out and you′re twerking to Flocka Flame
Please explain this, your body language, it changes
From playlist to playlist, play this to my advantage
My Pandora station's got you taking off your clothes
90'S R&B, I swear it′s fucking powerful
We can go into the shower just to sober up a bit
Or let′s do the total opposite and sip (Sip)
I appreciate you coming when parking is hard to find
You gotta get to work at nine so I'll make it worth your time
But you prolly need it more cause you just got here with the quickness
It′s a mission from where your crib is so we can skip the kisses
The thirst is real, her curves are from Brazil
That pussy getting killed, it's every person for themselves
Pass the juice, grab the flask and add the booze
Yes the magic happens, true, but it′s only after two
Oh, you gon' be all mad at me now?
How you gon′ be mad at me that I only call you after two?
I got your phone number at a Taco Bell and you came over that night
Do you do this type of thing all the time when you meet a chick?
I plead the fifth and offered her a pita chip (Nah, you′re good?)
Okay, I hope that question won't repeat again
Even the preacher′s kid is a heathen when in heat
They weren't all nine or tens, I picked a few from lemon trees
As I squeezed and I squeezed, making lemonade from threes
They weren't the most interesting but thirsty on Dos Equis
It′s routine after two, when I′m back from the saloon
I mean AM, not PM, cause PM is my boo
And my AM is a DM asking "Are you coming through?"
Feeling blue is nothing new and I'm not talking ′bout my mood
Am I a bad man? Or is that bad at all? (Bad at all)
My best friend? (Best friend?) He says not at all
If I'm a dog, I′m a Labrador
Ladies want a gentleman but freaks want Neanderthals
Holler, we can get it in
Ladies stop complaining when taking the walk of shame
Especially when you're out and you′re twerking to Flocka Flame
Please explain this, your body language, it changes
From playlist to playlist, play this to my advantage
My Pandora station's got you taking off your clothes
90'S R&B, I swear it′s fucking powerful
We can go into the shower just to sober up a bit
Or let′s do the total opposite and sip (Sip)
I appreciate you coming when parking is hard to find
You gotta get to work at nine so I'll make it worth your time
But you prolly need it more cause you just got here with the quickness
It′s a mission from where your crib is so we can skip the kisses
The thirst is real, her curves are from Brazil
That pussy getting killed, it's every person for themselves
Pass the juice, grab the flask and add the booze
Yes the magic happens, true, but it′s only after two
Oh, you gon' be all mad at me now?
How you gon′ be mad at me that I only call you after two?
I got your phone number at a Taco Bell and you came over that night
Writer(s): Jonathan Park Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
