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von DroopyD

Lil Fart!
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Lil Fart!

Put that thing up on my lap, you getting rearranged
Four O′ on this chain, that's a GPA
(Cool, aye?)
Runnin′ up a check, I've been stackin' easy pay
I might pull up with a stick, just add me on GTA
I′m the man
Do you understand?
Made a hundred bands while I dance
Yeah, I think I′m gonna need more rubber bands, go to France
I might take a chance, but you ain't my man
Tell that bitch to get off of my dick, ain′t tryna make no plans, yeah

Ain't tryna make no plans
(No I′m not, not, not)
Ain't tryna make no plans
(You′re not)


Out of my penis is dick juice (dick juice)
Choking your girl with a slip noose (yeah)
I really like to just kick Jews
Brother and I'mma just let loose (okay)
I got the bread like a goose (goose)
Hit you so fast, just like Zeus (lightning)
My favourite tree is the spruce (spruce)
But I got arrested for child abuse
Look at the time on the clock (aye)
Glove compartment got the Glock (the Glock)
Girls around me in a flock (fart)
Playin' Minecraft, hit the block (what?)
There′s no way to say this politely
All these young ass bitches wanna wife me, mhm
Like a cranberry, all I am is Spritely
On my feet, all you see is Nike
Shout out to Doron, he was in Delta now he′s gone
But that doesn't matter because my penis is long
You could call me a rapping phenomenon
Don′t approach me with pizza 'less it′s Papa John's
Mmm, there we go
Ooowaaaa

Now they wanna talk to me but I don′t wanna answer calls
I got carpal tunnel from this Glock, I need a hand massage
I said I can't fuck with you unless you cut in a cheque
I live my life like an emoji, yeah a hundred percent
A hundred percent, yeah
One hundred percent
Like one and zero, two zeros
Man, all these bitches like some vampires, cover your neck
Got all these cameras flashing at me like I'm runnin′ a red, yeah
DroopyD comin′ at you when it's dark out, yeah
I ain′t taking no Viagra but I'm hard now
When you see me, best watch out, don′t put your guard down
I ain't gonna let that slide this ain′t a park now


Put that thing up on my lap, you getting rearranged (yeah)
Four O' on this chain, that's a GPA
(Cool, aye?)
Runnin′ up a check, I′ve been stackin' easy pay
I might pull up with a stick, just add me on GTA
I′m the man
Do you understand?
Made a hundred bands while I dance
Yeah, I think I'm gonna need more rubber bands, go to France
I might take a chance, but you ain′t my man
Tell that bitch to get off of my dick, ain't tryna make no plans, yeah

I′m in the way with the way

Made a milli' off this rappin' shit
Had to stack my chips
′Cause I never used to have this shit
From the war zone but never camouflage
Sneak into your house and take your shit
Opposite of Santa Claus
Now they wanna talk to me but I don′t wanna answer calls
I got carpal tunnel from this Glock I need a hand massage
I said I can't fuck with you unless you cut in a check
I live my life like an emoji, yeah a hundred percent
Man, all these bitches like some vampires, cover your neck
Got all these cameras flashing at me like I′m running a red

Put that thing up on my lap, you getting rearranged (yeah)
Four O' on this chain, that′s a GPA
(Cool, aye?)
Runnin' up a check, I′ve been stackin' easy pay
I might pull up with a stick, just add me on GTA
I'm the man
Do you understand?
Made a hundred bands while I dance
Yeah, I think I′m gonna need more rubber bands, go to France
I might take a chance, but you ain′t my man
Tell that bitch to get off of my dick, ain't tryna make no plans, yeah

Ain′t tryna make no plans
(No I'm not, not, not)
Ain′t tryna make no plans
(You're not)
Ain′t tryna make no plans
(No I'm not, not, not)
Ain't tryna make no plans
(You′re not)
Ain′t tryna make no plans
(You're not)
Ain′t tryna make no plans
(No I'm not, not, not)
Ain′t tryna make no plans
(You're not)
Ain′t tryna make no plans