Scumday Songtext
von Drapht

Yo, Paulie
Good morning, dude
Liu, stop making that coffee
The coffee you made yesterday was trash

You′re off duty, you're off duty when I′m in the store, all right?
Whenever I'm in the store, whenever I'm visible
To you, you don′t have to work, all right?
Because you′re shit at it
Paul, I need you to make my coffee
Make me a triple espresso, you know what I mean?
Put that in a little cup and put that
Cup beside the medium cup, all right?
And put that medium cup beside the extra large
Cup, like a thermos, you know what I mean?


I'm trying to trap that while I walk
Out of here, you know what I mean?
And when I walk out, Liu, you clap
′Cause then you're allowed to have your hands out of your pockets
And when I walk out, you can start clapping, all right?
Give me my coffee
Don′t look at me like that, don't look at me like that
Don′t even look at me when you're giving me the coffee
Thank you
You may look up

You know, you got a bunch of dickheads eating
There's fucking white dudes with dreadlocks everywhere, it′s fucked up
You know, you′re riding the wave of
Fucking, the new wave of success, mate
Look at you, healthy and shit
You should try being me, you know what I mean?
I got stitches just breathing, you understand?