Our Operators Are Masturbating Songtext
von Dr. Octagon

You have reached the Matrix Service of Chemical, Banking
And Insurance Company Policies. Our operators are masturbating
Right now, but your call has been placed in a bucket of
Stomach fluid and will be attended by a double-talking robot
Approximately 70,000 years from now. Please note that your
Personality may be monitored to improve our ability to ruin your
Life. Please vomit in a cup if you do not want this to occur