No S.T.D Songtext
von Dr. Evil

Oh no, mu ha ha ha ha
Whoa, mu ha ha ha ha
In this time today, it′s kinda
Sticky to be going around without a condom
It's kinda gross

I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD (no)
Give me that Durex, but I don't want no STD
Baby girl, don't be vex, but I don′t want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X, but I don′t want no STD

I don't want to be hooked up on IV
′Cause of an AID (s) or HIV
That must be worse than poison IV (oh)
The girl could be sexier, even look nice like rice
But she can keep her pes, get it? Keep her pes

Oh, please, I don't want something that′s sexually transmitted
And then get admitted (dude, admit it)
That's one hospitality I don′t need
Don't wanna catch something
That's gonna make it hard for me to breathe


I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD (no)
Give me that Durex, but I don′t want no STD
Baby girl, don't be vex, but I don′t want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X (eh)

I'm a rough rider when giving the wickedest slam (ya)
I′m the jockey on a horse, I'm the Trojan man (woah)
I could give you long love until midnight
And we can get wet and wild on the beach, that′s right

Girl, I know you really want it skin to skin
But I don't know what you have
That could make me slim to thin (boo, boo)
I'm into rubbers like helium
A matter of fact, I live into a condominium, get it?

I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD (no)
Give me that Durex, but I don′t want no STD
Baby girl, don't be vex, but I don′t want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X but I don't want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD (no)
Give me that Durex, but I don't want no STD
Baby girl, don′t be vex, but I don't want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X but I don't want no STD (no)


I don′t want to be hooked up on IV
′Cause of an AID (s) or HIV
That must be worse than poison IV (oh)
The girl could be sexier, even look nice like rice
But she can keep her pes, get it? Keep herpes

Oh, please, I don't want something that′s sexually transmitted
And then get admitted (dude, admit it)
That's one hospitality I don′t need
Don't wanna catch something
That′s gonna make it hard for me to breathe

I love S-E-X but I don't want no STD (no)
Give me that Durex but I don't want no STD
Baby girl, don′t be vex, but I don′t want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X (eh)

I'm a rough rider when giving the wickedest slam
I′m the jockey on a horse, I'm the Trojan man (woah)
I could give you long love until midnight
And we can get wet and wild on the beach, that′s right

Girl, I know you really want it skin to skin
But I don't know what you have
That could make me slim to thin (boo, boo)
I′m into rubbers like helium
A matter of fact, I live into a condominium, get it?

I love S-E-X but I don't want no STD (no)
Give me that Durex, but I don't want no STD
Baby girl, don′t be vex but I don′t want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X but I don't want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD (no)
Give me that Durex, but I don't want no STD
Baby girl, don′t be vex, but I don't want no STD (no)
I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD (no)