No S.T.D Songtext
von Dr. Evil

Oh no (Muahahaha)
Woah (Muahahaha)
In this time today, it′s kinda
Sticky to be going around without a condom
It's kinda gross

I love S-E-X, but I don′t want no S-T-D
Give me that Durex 'cause I don't want no S-T-D
Baby girl, don′t be vexed, I don′t want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don't want no S-T-D

I don′t wanna be hooked up on I-V 'cause of A-I-D
Or H-I-V, that must be worse than poison ivy
The girl could be sexy or even look nice like rice
But she can keep her peas, get it? Keep her peas
Oh please, I don′t want something that's sexually transmitted
And then get admitted, dude, admit it
That′s one hospitality I don't need
Don't wanna catch something that′s
Gonna make it hard for me to breathe


I love S-E-X, but I don′t want no S-T-D
Give me that Durex 'cause I don′t want no S-T-D
Baby girl, don't be vexed, I don′t want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don't want no S-T-D

I′m a rough rider, when giving the wickedest slam
I'm the jockey on a horse, I'm the Trojan man
I could give you long love until midnight
And we can get wet and wild on the beach, that′s right
Girl, I know you really wanted skin-to-skin
But I don′t know what you have that could make me slim-to-thin
I'm into rubbers like helium, a matter of fact
I live into a condom-inium, get it?

I love S-E-X, but I don′t want no S-T-D
Give me that Durex 'cause I don′t want no S-T-D
Baby girl, don't be vexed, I don′t want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don't want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don't want no S-T-D
Give me that Durex ′cause I don′t want no S-T-D
Baby girl, don't be vexed, I don′t want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don't want no S-T-D


I don′t wanna be hooked up on I-V 'cause of A-I-D
Or H-I-V, that must be worse than poison ivy
The girl could be sexy or even look nice like rice
But she can keep her peas, get it? Keep her peas
Oh please, I don′t want something that's sexually transmitted
And then get admitted, dude, admit it
That's one hospitality I don′t need
Don′t wanna catch something that's
Gonna make it hard for me to breathe

I love S-E-X, but I don′t want no S-T-D
Give me that Durex 'cause I don′t want no S-T-D
Baby girl, don't be vexed, I don′t want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don't want no S-T-D

I'm a rough rider, when giving the wickedest slam
I′m the jockey on a horse, I′m the Trojan man
I could give you long love until midnight
And we can get wet and wild on the beach, that's right
Girl, I know you really wanted skin-to-skin
But I don′t know what you have that could make me slim-to-thin
I'm into rubbers like helium, a matter of fact
I live into a condom-inium, get it?

I love S-E-X, but I don′t want no S-T-D
Give me that Durex 'cause I don′t want no S-T-D
Baby girl, don't be vexed, I don't want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don′t want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don′t want no S-T-D
Give me that Durex 'cause I don′t want no S-T-D
Baby girl, don't be vexed, I don′t want no S-T-D
I love S-E-X, but I don't want no S-T-D