The Show Songtext
von Doug E. Fresh & The Get Fresh Crew

Ladies and gentleman... the most exciting stage show you′ve ever
Witnessed... appearing live... doug e fresh and the get fresh crew

Excuse me doug e fresh...
Yes
Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
They never write
That′s not polite am I lyin'?
No, you're quite right
Well tonight on this very mic you′re about to hear
We swear, the best darn rappers of the year
So
So
Cheerio
Yell...
Scream...
Bravo also, if you didn′t know this is called the show


A-yo, doug
What?
Put ya bally's on
Yo, rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn
Why?
Because these shoes always hurt my corns
Six minutes... six minutes... six minutes doug e fresh, you′re on
Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on

Here we go...
Here we go...
Come on...
Come on...
A-here we go...
Here we go...
Come on...
Come on...


Yo, where's Will and barr?
Well I don′t know, they're late
Told em them the time... oh, I forgot the date
Man you did it again, oh no
No, here we go, come on
Here we go, come on
Here we go, did we miss the show?
Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn′t
Word
Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't
W-w-w-word
No we didn't
Well don′t get us wrong
′Scuse me doug e, 'scuse me doug e,
′Scuse me doug e fresh, you're on
Uh uh on...

Well it started up on 8th avenue
When I made up the name called the...
Get fresh crew
It was me, my two dj′s chill will and barry b
And my right hand man ricky d
I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
And for example, here's a telephone ring...

Hello? is doug e fresh in?

No, he′s not in right now

But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now ya gotta be (fresh)
To rock with (fresh)
And I'm d.o.u.g.i.e (fresh)
And I'm known for the...
Not for the...
The human beatbox or the entertainer
No other title could fit me plainer
In a passing generation I am a remainer
And I′m also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashin′ checks, make sound fx
And after I finish rockin' slick rick is on next
Ya know it
Slick rick...
Well, here′s a little somethin' that needs to be heard
Doug, I was goin′ downtown
Word rick?
Word
Sure
All alone, no-one to be with
Stepped on the d-train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl
So?
So I sat beside her
Then she went like she was tony the tiger
I said, oh no, there's been a mistake
Honey, my name′s slick rick not frostie flakes
Oh, golly wally
She was raisin' hell
She said, oh my name is maggie but call me michelle
Bust a move, we show and prove
A-yo doug, do that record jam on the groove

As you can see, most definitely
We are (fresh)
Chill will (fresh)
Barry b is (fresh)
Ricky d is (fresh)
And I am, the original human beatbox
The entertainer, doug e... (fresh)