I'm a Pilot Songtext
von Dos Gringos

Well I walk up to you
And I shake your hand
Ask you how your day was
You were up all night
That sucks, I understand
Now hurry the fuck up
′Cause I don't wanna wait
I′m in a hurry and it's your fault
I'm stepping twenty minutes late

′Cause I′m a pilot
I only care about me
I don't give a fuck
If I bring your jet back
Code two or code three
′Cause I'm a pilot
And I never make mistakes
I′ll take the credit if it ain't broken
I′ll blame you if it breaks


Well I don't even know
Where the oil filter lies
But I'll tell you fix it faster
God damn it
′Cause I′m the one who flies
And I'll leave FOD in the cockpit
Without even a trace
Then I′ll over G the target if I
With a smile on my face

'Cause I′m a pilot
I only care about me
I don't give a fuck
If I bring your jet back
Code two or code three
′Cause I'm a pilot
And I never make mistakes
I'll take the credit if it ain′t broken
I′ll blame you if it breaks

Well I'll put out some chaff
Maybe a flare, aw fuck it
′Cause when I get back I wanna see you have to replace
The whole damn bucket
And the ECM pod
That one's my favorite joke
Forget to turn it on, fuck no
It just pisses me off
When something ain′t broke


'Cause I′m a pilot
And I'm a mean old son of a bitch
Yeah I know it sucks and it's all cold and rainy
And here I am inside my cockpit all warm and toasty
Hey crew chief while you′re at it
Why don′t you get my tapes for me?
What, you think I wanna hold this helmet bag all damn day?

Well I'll piss on your seat
And blame it on a leak
Oh wait, gotta think of something else
That′s the same excuse
That I use last week

When I'm taxiing in
And do whatever it is you do
You can do a dance, pull down your pants
I don′t care, I'm not even looking at you
And I′m sorry I scratched your jet up
Or maybe she had an itch
'Cause your baby may have your name on her
But I just made her my bitch

'Cause I′m a pilot
I only care about me
I don′t give a fuck
If I bring your jet back
Code two or code three
'Cause I′m a pilot
And I never make mistakes
I'll take the credit if it ain′t broken
I'll blame you if it breaks