School Days Songtext
von Don Adams

They′re getting closer. What's my next step? What would the chief

Do if he were in my place? Of course, that′s it! I'll look it up

In the control handbook. Let's see now... A, B, C, D... here it is!

Emergency conditions. Question: "What does an agent do when he is

Cornered in an alley at night, faced by an unknown number of

Assailants and is out of ammunition?" Answer: "Whistle a happy tune

" I think I′d better rely on my own ingenuity. After all, that′s what

I've done up until now, and look where it′s gotten me: into a dark
Alley at night, faced by an unknown number of assailants and out
Of ammunition. Wait a minute. Things have looked this hopeless
Before. I remember this time last year. Agent 99 and I had been
Captured by a Chaos Killer who had tied us up in a basement. On a
Nearby table was a packet of dynamite. A candle was burning next to
It, and when the candle burned down far enough, it would ignite the
Dynamite. I knew that if I could only get my
Hands free, I could at least put my fingers in
My ears. But my hands were securely tied behind-


Help!
There's no use yelling, 99. We′ve been screaming our heads off
For fifteen minutes. It's obvious no one can hear us. Help!
Max, how are we gonna get help? This
Dynamite′s gonna go off any minute!
I know. When that flame hits the fuse, we've had it. I know
What?
Fang
Agent K-13!
Of course! He'll hear my signal no matter where he is

Oh... I don′t hear anything
Of course not, 99. Only dogs can hear that

Good boy, Fang!
Good boy, Fang!

Blow out the candle!

No, no! Don′t yell, Fang! Blow out the candle!
Go on! Blow out the candle!
Blow out the candle, Fang!
Come on, Fang!
Come on, boy! Blow it out!
Blow out the candle, Fang!
Quick, Fang, please blow out the candle!
Oh, oh, it looks hopeless
Wait a minute, I've got an idea

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Fang
Happy birthday to you!