22 Grand Songtext
von DigBar

Damn
This bitch tried to trick me like hell naw
I don′t even know how to tell y'all
Honestly I hope this bitch go to hell y′all
I was tryna get my lil rocks off
Turns out this bitch tryna have us a cock off
Damn, that shit really scarred me for life
And y'all wanna know how the story go right?
On God


Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her to get out my house
When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind you good"
I'm a lumberjack I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight
Is this gay? Is this straight? I don′t know
I just know that I paid for some wiener, huh
Then she start swinging that wood
She was swinging good
Looked like prime Derik Jeter, huh
Shit, I think I might beat her
Not beat her up, but like beat on her wiener
That big bubble butt, it done changed my demeanor
Bae take off them jeans
I ain′t talking 'bout Skeeter

I was like, "Bae can you give me a refund"
She was like, "What? Like you ain′t ever see one"
I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I need one"
I was like, "Yea, but that don′t mean I'll beat one"
I was like, "Yea, but that don′t mean I'll eat one"
I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I′ll please one"

I done spent all my money
Now she gon′ sit here and look at me funny

Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her to get out my house
When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind you good"
I'm a lumberjack I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight


Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her to get out my house
When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind you good"
I′m a lumberjack I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

Man she came to my crib I was hyped
I pulled down her pants and saw pipe
I was like, "Oh my God is it real!?"
Then she looked me like (mhm)
Bruh, that bitch had a dick
Bruh, that bitch had a dick