Just for You Songtext
von Devo Spice

There you are
I see you at the bar
Looking like a movie star
I don′t know who you are
But I'm psyched at the chance
To get to meet you
Maybe go out and dance
If I could only reach you
I′d have a chance at the answer
I'm hoping we can reach tonight
Like an infected toenail
I'm a treat you right
But how do I prove that I′m a stud
Not a dud
In my grade school days
I would just push you in the mud
It′s not my style to just invite you to my loft
When you look at me and smile
I just turn my head and cough
Hmm, I know


I'll just bump you from behind
Like it was an accident
Then you′ll be as good as mine
And it worked
I feel like a jerk
But your number's in my cell
And it seems to me
That the only way to tell you
Exactly what you mean to me
Is to show you
So here′s a picture of my dick for you
Here's a picture of my dick for you
It′s a mighty fine one and if you're inclined
Then it'll make your dreams come true
It′s a picture of my dick for you
Here′s a picture of my dick for you
It's a way to mention all my good intentions
And I shared it just for you
It′s a picture of my dick
It's a picture of my dick
So there it is
The thing that I use to take a whiz
Though it really isn′t huge
I bet it's bigger than his
So tell me what′s left to choose
Let's just get down to biz
There's no way that you can lose
Cause I′m the best that there is
All the pink and purple hues
That are juxtaposed against
The faded blue tattoos
Make the contrast intense
The dynamic composition
Compliments my styled hair
But hmm
I don′t remember that mole being there
Oh never mind
The story I tell is full of win
Marvel at its glory
Take it all in
And come with me
For this is the part you'll be enjoying
You can see that I′ve mastered the art of the boying
At attention like a guard
Standing proud and tall
Like a mushroom in the yard
It's exquisite but is it overdone
I′m not sure
To be safe here's another one
Another picture of my dick for you
Another picture of my dick for you
It′s a different angle
And my balls are spangled
And I dyed my hair bright blue
It's a picture of my dick for you
Another picture of my dick for you
I got a whole collection from my last erection
And I chose one just for you
It's a picture of my dick
It′s a picture of my dick
Several hours go by and I get no reply
And now I′m wondering why
Is she out with some friends
Or home sick with the bends
Or did the picture not send
This is taking forever
We'd be perfect together
Or you know like whatever
Then my phone finally beeps
At her answer I peep
"Stay away from me creep"
Ha, yeah I should have known
So what′s the deal
I thought we'd go out and grab a meal
Did you not get the picture
Don′t you see the appeal
Was it not everything that you would want it to be
Is it cause I only have two balls and not three
I don't understand
You′re a woman I'm a man
We've got interlocking parts and they go hand in hand
Well penis and vagina if you want to be specific
So I thought I′d try yours
Figured it would be terrific
Then again maybe not
I can do the math
I′m a ten
You're a good solid six and a half
And if you′re not into what I put on display
Then I'm out
Cause you′re probably a whore anyway
I sent you a selfie taken by my little friend
It's a beauty and I even let him push send
And you just shot him down
Oh wait then again
There′s a message coming in
It's a picture of a dick for me
Here's a picture of a dick for me
It′s all fat and hairy
And the balls are scary
And it′s pointed right at me
It's a picture of a dick for me
Here′s a picture of a dick for me
It's the last contender
From what guys have sent her
And she chose it just for me
It′s a picture of a dick
I did not want this
It's a picture of a dick
Why would she think I′d want a picture of some dude's junk
Man I do not understand women