How Could a Man Songtext
von Derek Senn

She′s a yogi, she's a reader
She′s an unapologetic eater
A carnivore, poor pigs, cows and chickens
She's even keeled until crossed
That's when dishes get tossed
Don′t bequeath your fine china to her

She′s a laundress
She's a gourmet chef
An EMT, she won′t shy away
She'll suture cuts
She′ll pick a tick right off your nuts
If you puke your guts out, she's there to console you

She hates treadmills and gyms
Loves open water swims
Hiking, biking, camping, body surfing
She rode her Bianchi through the Portuguese
Wine country fully self-supported


She lived in Argentina
She′s a trilingual gringa
She cursed her way through a natural birth
She's got perfect skin
And when her fallopian tubes were tied, God cried a tear

And how could a man not fall completely?
How could a man not fall completely?
How could a man not fall completely?

She's a cumbia dancer
She thinks TV′s a cancer
She loves to spar intellectually
She′s up for anything so
No BS, she will go
Anywhere there is an adventure

If you ask her to learn to play the drums and go on stage
She'll learn to play the drums and go on stage
And someone once tried to test her
Well, into her third trimester
He said, "You wanna go to Koli Bay?"
She said, "Okay"


And they rode that boat for hours and
Hours through that black Thai night
While he puked into the sea
And she held him and consoled him
And earnestly told him, "I′ll take care of you if you take care of me"

And how could a man not fall completely?
How could a man not fall completely?
How could a man not fall completely in love?