Captain Howdy Songtext
von Demon Lung

Oh, it′s so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world
And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls
Make yourselves comfortable, my place is so divine
Don′t you think I'm wonderful? Say yes, you're all my time

Stay away from Captain Outie
Stay away from Captain Outie

Don′t try to leave, the doors are locked and only I have the key
Forget the windows, they′re nailed
Shut and boarded up so you can't see
You′ll love the lights, oh, I'm sure you′ll think it's swell
When they go off, you′re welcome to my living hell


Stay away from Captain Outie
I said stay away from Captain Outie

Come here, my sweet, let me help you with that
There, that's better

I'm overjoyed at all the games I′m playing here with you today
But I′m so sad the party's over and we can no longer play
You think you′re going home to your own little bed
But that's impossible, you can′t sleep when you're dead

Stay away from Captain Outie
Stay away from Captain Outie
I said stay away from Captain Outie
Stay away from Captain Outie