Bake Sale Songtext
von Decor

Chop that
In two
Lay it there
And Let ′em choose

What we've arranged ain′t a sham- it's the truth
Everybody's doing what they gotta do

You′re gonna stand there
In a line and watch me talk
I′ll be right with you
Soon as I just tie my smock

Picked something
Just to take something
Lick something
Just to hate something
(Ding)

Talked to you sweet then sold you something punitive
Blew your wallet straight out the the water
Now savor all these Junipers


It tastes sweet as sin
So how much butter's back in the bake shop
I′m hot and bothered
The soufflé has sunk
It's clearly time to go take a walk

What judge
Picked who
Whose fudge
(Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick)
Copied who
(Ding)

Is it me
Or is it you
Oh, won′t stand
No this won't do

It′s so clear you stole
It's so clear that you knew
A quantification, allocated
A hot potato passed through and through

What's this wheel
Is this for you
"Applies to all"
So now I guess that means me too


How′s it spin
What′s it do
This wheel's for sharing deep trade secrets
Now it′s appeared to land on you

Is that it?
How's it chew?
It tastes the same
(Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick)
But better too
(Ding)

Now it′s time to share
It's time to spread the news
By the flight of a hair
We lose when we just could have shmoozed

Now we′re disgraced
We've been removed
We've been effaced
The dish improved