Hail to the Geek Songtext
von Deaf Pedestrians

I got a Spider-Man t-shirt
I got converse that are rotting off my feet
I got a bad mustache, a recurring rash
And not a lot of cash, I spend it on my stash
Man, it′s good to be a geek

Well, it's good to be a geek, it′s good to be a creep
It's good to draw my pictures that no one will ever see
It's good to be a geek, it′s good to be unknown
It′s good I'm never waiting right beside the telephone
′Cause no one ever

I play Dungeons and Dragons
I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief
Got seven hit die on my backstab
Sometimes you know it's good to be a geek

It′s good to be a geek, it's good to play the freak
It′s good to comb my mullet once every other week
As far as I can see, it's good to play the Wii
Then stay up painting miniatures 'til it′s two or three
′Cause no one ever


Someday, I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill ′er up and kiss my ass

I'm addicted to Star Trek
I′m a Klingon-speaking Federation freak
I find I'm more inclined to spend the bulk of my time
On the Starship Enterprise
Then talking to girls that I meet

Well, I′ll never get the girl, but I like to be alone
'Cause I can always masturbate when there's no one home
It′s good to have a plan, it′s good to be the man
It's good to download porno from a website in Japan
′Cause no one ever

Someday, I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill ′er up and kiss my ass


Ninth grade is when I got the Swirlix (someday, I'll learn to play guitar)
Tenth grade is when I got the Indian burn
Four years of continuous wedgies (start up a band)
Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn
Someday I′ll buy a fancy condo (and when you wind up pumping gas)
Someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house
Someday you′ll kiss my ass

It′s good to make some noise, it's good to scream aloud
It′s good to feel immortal like your last name is Mc Cloud
It's good to be a geek, it′s good to be unseen
It's good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen

It′s good to be a geek, it's good to be the man
It's good to download porno from a website in Japan
It′s good to be a geek, it′s good to be unknown
It's good I′m never waiting right beside the telephone
'Cause no one ever

I got a bad mustache, a recurring rash
And not a lot of cash, I spend it on my stash
Man, it′s good to be a geek
You know I don't intend to look like Boba Fett
I got my Holland set although it makes me sweat
Man, it′s good to be a geek