Captain Wanker Songtext
von David Wilcox

Captain Wanker hits the gas
Drivin′ like his head's on fire
Captain Wanker swerves to pass
Shoutin′ like a squealin' tire
Captain Wanker always gets annoyed
That the drones on the freeway have to be destroyed
Blastin' ′em into the void
Makes him feel overjoyed

Captain Wanker scans the crowd
And calculates a quick way through
Captain Wanker thinks out loud
Like all superheroes do
Captain Wanker is so debonair
Cuttin′ through a crowd of people like he just don't care
He ducks into a nearby phone booth
And he just stays in there


A skintight suit, try to hide it
A skintight suit, stuck inside it
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side that no one knows

Captain Wanker grunts and groans
As if he wanted someone to help
Captain Wanker makes it known
He has to save the world himself
Captain Wanker always feels afraid
That if he trusted anybody he could be betrayed
Those workers all get overpaid
And help never makes the grade

A skintight suit, try to hide it
A skintight suit, stuck inside it
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side that no one knows


Captain Wanker, VIP
A better man than all of the rest
Captain Wanker stands for me
The "W" is on my chest
Captain Wanker is my shadow side
And he′ll fight for justice and a sense of pride
Shoving everybody else aside
He will not be denied

A skintight suit, a jelly belly
A skintight suit, it's gettin′ smelly
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side that no one knows
His pride will hide the side that no one knows

Captain Wanker