Doctors Songtext
von David Shrigley

Take a deep breath
In, and out
In, and out
Now take off your clothes
Yes all of them, come along quickly
Stop shaking please
At the hospital they have run out of DNA
They cut off bad limbs and burn them
And replace them with plastic parts
You can′t get in there unless you're sick
Or unless you know someone in there that′s sick
Lie down please
You can't park outside
The tops of the cabinets are covered in dirt
This may hurt you a little
You are liable to be kept waiting for many hours during
Which time you will contract a drug resistant plague
Don't worry, stop shaking please


They stick tubes up you and fill you up with grey fluid
They pretend that dead people are still alive
You have to leave your dignity at the door
Now take off your clothes, yes all of them
They take X-rays of you but they pay no attention to them
Come along quickly, come along
They might as well do drawings of what they think is inside you
I′m afraid I′ve got some rather bad news
They never answer the telephone
They encourage patients to brawl with one another
I just need to take some of your blood
No one is qualified
The nurses drink blood
I need to put this tube inside you
The life support machine is on the blink
They turn a blind eye to those who steal new born babies
The tops of the cabinets are covered in dirt
The mortuary slab awaits us all