Die On Stage Songtext
von David DiMuzio

It′s cloudy out today in Mexico
A scooter crashes into another
A body smashes
Looks like my brothers
Thank God it's not
Somebody lost a lot
But I′m hungry again
So I'll forget about it
Till I tell a friend
You're not gonna believe what happened
What if I was what happened


It′s good to know me
Cuz you won′t die
No one dies who knows me
The TV always shows me
Other people's friends
But when I die
I want to die on stage
In anticipation the crowd′ll wait
They'll wait and wonder till they come to the realization
And then I want a standing ovation

A man cuts off his own arm and gets on TV
He said it wasn′t smart, but it was avante garde
And now I'm signing deals for movies
I lived with old Mrs. Seiniger for three years
She had three heart attacks, but she always came back
Cuz she had somebody to cook for
The week after I moved out she had one more
One more

I want red lights flashing
I want girls in white dashing
Choreographed like they′ve practiced this
A thousand times before
I want little kids laughing
Because they're not sure what's happening tonight
But it′s alright