Cantaloupes Songtext
von Darkbuster

Dicky! Dicky! Beard! Beard!
Dicky? Dicky? Beard? Beard?
Oh no no no Dicky! Dicky! Beard! Beard!
Hahaha Dicky... Dicky...
Johnny woke up this morning, he felt kind of weird
Felt kind of weird
His nuts swelled overnight
Swelled overnight
He went to scratch his dicky beard His dicky...
And he had balls the size of cantaloupes
Loupes, he′s got loupes
He had balls the size of cantaloupes
Loupes, he's got loupes
Oh, he′s got balls the size of cantaloupes
Balls the size of cantaloupes
Oh, he's got nuts, can't loupes!