Intro Songtext
von Dark Lotus

Samanthy
What?
What you doing?
I′m doing, um, playing with my friend Samantha
Oh, what are you doing? Samantha?
Samantha S
Oh okay, what are you guys doing?
We're playing with sidewalk chalk
Oh, really?
Mhm A lot of people have been talking about you, Samantha
What they say?
They said they like the family song a lot, they like your rap on there
And you know what else they′ve been saying?
What?
They said they want to hear more of you
Me?
You think you could bust a rap real quick?
Yup
Okay, that sound good

Yo Samantha, I heard that they like your flow
And when you rap it on stage, you steal the show
Why don't you bust it one time with your funky rhyme
And show them that your rap skills truly shine


I'm a young boricua busting a rhyme
Unlike Mary-Kate and Ashley, I′m one of a kind
If you say, "Who the heck is that?", I say, "Who the heck are you?"
I want to be wishing you could do what I do
I′m bilingual, hope you can understand my flow
Te quiero mucho, dame un beso
What if you're an alien from around the way?
Zada-zee, zada-zoo, zada-zay
And to all the nice people here on Earth
You′re diamonds to me, 'cause that′s what you're worth
And to all the mean people across the land
Talk to the hand ′cause you just don't understand

Yo Samantha, I heard that they like your flow
And that you're crazy live from your head to toe
Why don′t you bust it two times with your funky rhyme
And tell them all how you like to spend your time

I like to build Barbie and Polly Pocket
And watch the adventures of Ash and Team Rocket
Bike rides and rollerblading, that′s what I do
'Cause I have more energy than Pikachu
But most of all, I like to chill with those I love
′Cause I love my family more than the stars above
More than a million trips to the sun and back
More than a billion galaxies, and that's a fact
And my animals, you see, are my friends to me
That′s Shitzu, Slinky, Fisher and Riley
And together we explore the world far and wide
'Cause anything′s possible, and it's in your mind

Alright Samantha, you came correct
But it's getting late and it′s time to jet
Alright Daddy, I know it′s time to go
But I want to say peace to all the Juggalos
And to let them know that when life gets tough
Just think about candy and all the good stuff
But to keep your true friends as close as you can
They're more important than all the candy in the land