Hoedown Showdown Songtext
von Danny!

Von Pea
East Wing again
Huh, yeah

He ain′t Ye and we ain't De La
We ain′t paid, but we ain't stray, why?
It is tempting to going from a victim to pimpin'
Simpin′ with video vixens
The fans tell me that I ain′t allowed to quit
And I'd be proud to sift through the e-mails
Like I am about to get through to teen mails
And tell ′em it's alright to respect a female

These other rhymers write like part-timers
It′s a harsh climate, thus I'm off grindin′
Often reminded, we awesome and timeless
From Austin to Tulum, we tied in nice
I can rhyme plus, I can mind
My own damn business, some of y'all should try
The flows mad senseless, none of y'all can ride
The beat like I or Danny, bye


Hi, it′s D and the beat maker
Please take a seat in the rear, make way for the best
15 men on a dead mans chest
Spent 16 yen on a Steadman dress, yes
The king of non-sequiturs is back
Back with a brand-new track
Watch the online editor′s attack, underpaid snakes
Fake as a steak on a Rubbermaid plate

Have you seen my reviews? (Nah)
Jesusly jeezus
Confused wouldn't know a good record
If it bit ′em in they asparagus, had a therapist once (one time)
Cut her off when she called the kid an arrogant cunt (mm-hm)
That's the third time this happened this week
Flip her the bird, choked the cat in the sleep
And beat the pussy up

Double entendre, trouble man
Cuddle with a couple blond Sandra′s
And Sonya from the Bronx with the ganja
Keeps prank calling my phone, I don't answer
As-salamu alaykum
Robbed the kid′s hospital, lots of tonsils taken
Hey, now you wanna see, got it for the low low
PayPal the funds to me


Black market pimpin'
Catch me in the booth in the back of Martha's Vineyard
If I ain′t there, tell ′em Arthur sent ya
Got a good discount on them hearts and dentures
Yup, street peddler for real
Senegal boss, hog with secular appeal, oh

East Wing (uh), Von Pea
Y'all welcome