Brotherhood of Man Songtext
von Daniel Radcliffe, Rob Bartlett, John Larroquette, Ellen Harvey & Executives

You see, Wally, even though we're all apart of this cold, corporate setup,
Deep down, under our skins, there's flesh and blood,
But we're all brothers.
Now you may join the Elks, my friend,
And I may join the Shriners,
And other men may carry cards as members of the Diner's.
Still others wear a golden key or small Greek letter pin.
But I have learned there's one great club
That all of us are in.
There is a
Brotherhood of man.
A benevolent brotherhood of man!
A noble tie that binds all human hearts and minds
Into one brotherhood of man.
Your lifelong membership is free;
Keep agivin' each brother all you can.
Oh, aren't you proud to be in that fraternity?
The great big brotherhood of man!
So, Wally, I want you to remember that before you consider firing Mr. Bigley.
Whoa, whoa, who's considering THAT?!


You see, Wally, I know what's on your mind-
You'd like to clear out the whole crowd from top to bottom!
That's the obvious move!
But STOP, and think
One man may seem incompetent, another not make sense,
While others look like quite a waste of company expense.
They need a brother's leadership,
So please don't do them in.
Remember: mediocraty
Is not a mortal sin.
There (We're)
In (in)
The (the)
Brotherhood of man.
Dedicated to giving all we can!
Oh, aren't you proud to be in that fraternity?
The great big brotherhood of man!
No kidding!
Is there really a brotherhood (Yes, you're a brother!)
Of man? (You are a brother!)
A benevolent brotherhood of man? (Oh, yes, sir, yes!)
A noble tie that binds all human hearts and minds
Into one brotherhood of man?
Your lifelong membership is free;
Keep agivin' each brother all you can.
Oh, aren't you proud to be in that fraternity,
The great big Brotherhood of Man?
Ohhhh, that noble feeling
Feels like bells are pealing!
Down with double-dealing
Ohhhh, brother!
You, you've got me!
Me, I've got you!
You!
Ohh, that noble feeling
Feels like bells are pealing!
Down with double-dealing
Ohhh, brother!
You, you've got me!
Me, I've got you!
You!
Ohhh, that noble feeling,
Feels like bells are pealing!
Down with double-dealing,
Ohhh, brother!
You, you've got me!
Me, I've got you!
You!
Your lifelong membership is free;
Keep agivin' each brother all you can.
Oh, aren't you glad to be in that fraternity?
The great big brotherhood of man!
Man!
Mannn!