I Drink Beer Songtext
von Dan Reeder

The man who was usually careful
Met the man who just didn′t care
They went to the house of the man or a mouse
And met the mailman there
And the man with a plan
The man on a mission
The man who could do no wrong
They all stood around in the kitchen
And sang the following song


I drink beer to improve my mind
End all war, help mankind
Through these dark and trying times
Hey batter, batter, batter, hey batter, hey
Swing batter swing, hey, swing away
Swing for the fence, live for the day
Put your life in Jesus' hand
Shut your eyes just as tight as you can
And swing like a man, like a man, like a man

I drink beer to boost retail sales
Save those dolphins, save those whales
I drink beer for the revolution
Hey batter, batter, batter, hey batter, hey
Swing batter swing, hey, swing away
Swing for the fence, live for the day
Put your life in Jesus′ hand
Shut your eyes just as tight as you can
And swing like a man, like a man, like a man

'Cause we are men
Men we shall remain
We shall remain men until we go home
We are men
Men we shall remain
We shall remain men until we go home