Nothing to Do Songtext
von Dame Fawn Denier

We′re not not not not
Not going to Knottingley
'Cause everyone there has
Had a frontal lobotomy
Not not not not
Not going to Knottingley
Nothing to do ′round there

We're fed fed fed fed
Fed up in Featherstone
There might be a Lidl
But there i'n′t a chuffin′ Wetherspoon
Fed fed fed fed
Fed up in Featherstone
Nothing to do 'round there


We′re nor nor nor nor
Nauseous in Normanton
'Cause smoking weed and sniffing glue
Is all people seem to do
Nor nor nor nor
Nauseous in Normanton
Nothing to do ′round there

We'll pon pon pon pon
Ponce about in Pontefract
Horseracing and licorice are
Boring now that′s a fact
Pon pon pon pon
Ponce about in Pontefract
Nothing to do 'round there

We can't can′t can′t can't
Can′t go to Castleford
'Cause parking when the rugby′s
On's a pain in the astleford
Can′t can't can't can′t
Can′t go to Castleford
Nothing to do 'round there


We′re way way way way
Too bored in Wakefield
It might be a city but
It's as dull as an oilfield
Way way way way
Too bored in Wakefield
Nothing to do ′round there