Drag Yourself Out This Christmas Songtext
von Dame Fawn Denier

In 2020 it was all rather sad
Boring and not much fun
Couldn′t be tarty, at the office party
We stayed home all glum
Facetime and Zooming when Christmas was looming
Seemed so wrong and quite queer
But now we've got the chance
For festive singing and dance
Let′s make up for it this year
So drag yourself out this Christmas
Revel as much as you dare
Buy some new clobber
Get made up good n proper
Put curls in your hair
Drag yourself out this Christmas
Eat, drink without any fear
It's very sound advice
So forget your exercise
You can diet next year!
Holidaying has been such an old faff


No-one knew if they could go
Red, amber and green
Grey bits in between
Made the summer so slow
Winter's now here so I′m making it clear
Warm yourself up with a beer,
Gin, vodka or wine or a cocktail′s fine
Cos it's that time of year
So drag yourself out this Christmas
Revel as much as you dare
Buy some new clobber
Get made up good n proper
Put curls in your hair
Drag yourself out this Christmas
Eat, drink without any fear
It′s very sound advice
So forget your exercise
You can diet next year!
Meet all your friends at the pub every night
Or have a soiree in your home
As long as you enjoy it
Just don't be a boring old git
Stuck fast to your phone
So drag yourself out this Christmas
Revel as much as you dare
Buy some new clobber
Get made up good n proper
Put curls in your hair
Drag yourself out this Christmas
Eat, drink without any fear
It′s very sound advice
So forget your exercise
You can diet next year!