The Other Half Songtext
von Cypress Spring

She walked through that door, slipped off that ring
Said I′m taking you for half of everything you're worth
And that hurt
I didn′t freak out now, I kept my cool
I did what any self-respecting guy would do
I hit the woodshed and got my chainsaw
Gave it a good rev and it didn't take long

To turn the 65 inch big screen to a 32.5
Turn the couch into a love seat
Turn the four wheel to a two wheel drive
Took a pair of scissors to the wedding pictures
Turned treasures into trash
When she cut me loose, I cut my losses, that was that
Yeah I got mine and she got the other half
She got the other half


I went Yoko on her Beatles vinyl
Split up the band for one last final time
That's right
She might′ve thought she got the best of me
But I turned her iPhone 6 into an iPhone 3
And her high heels into flats
Yeah I got the last laugh

Turn the 65 inch big screen to a 32.5
Turn the couch into a love seat
Turn the double to a single wide
Took a pair of scissors to the wedding pictures
Turned treasures into trash
When she cut me loose, I cut my losses, that was that
Yeah I got mine and she got the other half
She got the other half

Didn′t wanna spend all my money on alimony
So I cut that check to cash
Then I cut it in half
And I said good luck cashing that


Turn the 65 inch big screen to a 32.5
Turn the couch into a love seat
Turn the husband to a single guy
Took a pair of scissors to the wedding pictures
Turned treasures into trash
When she cut me loose, I cut my losses, that was that
Yeah I got mine and she got the other half
She got the other half

She got the other half
She got the other half
She got the other half