Mr. Indignant Erection Songtext
von Crotchduster

- Hello?
- Fuck, I knew it!
- What?
- Man, I′m not about popcorn, man. The shit gets in my
Teeth, I have to fucking pick that shit out with
Toothpicks, it takes me about, like, three hours to pick
All the shit out of my teeth after I eat some popcorn
- What are you talking about?
- Uh, cashew nut chicken
- What the hell are you talking about?
- Fook Sing Chinese restaurant
- I did not just call you! - Would you be truthful with me, yo!
- That I did not just call you
- No, I ain't down with that, don′t even fucking kid about that shit
- Why don't you do some star 69?
- I don't know, my phone′s faded out a couple of times
- Okay, so what does the caller ID say?
- One time I had a dream I couldn′t move
- No, it did not say, how would it say that?
- Uh, a banana, some yogurt, and some vanilla wafers
- Uhh, I don't- I don′t believe it said that
- Whatever. Nice mustache, asshole

Mr. Indignant Erection, why must you be so brash?
Let's play Twister with West End Oil
And a meat cock for your ass

I wish my place smelled like control room, this place smells
Like, I don′t know, like, mildewing clothes or something
Like, if someone left some laundry in the washing machine
After they washed it for like, a week, the lid opened


Have you ever felt a meat cock plunge you
Like a barium enema mass?
Insufficient lubrication
Will damage your intestinal tract
Mother's not home, let′s have some fun
Make sure that daddy's away
If they ever find out what we were doing here
They'd probably think we′re gay

Mr. William′s home, just leave me alone
Captain Tupperware, rip out my pubic hair
Hey there, Captain Dan, welcome to Butterland
Melted cheese and shit, rub my face in it
Mr. William's home, just leave me alone
Captain Tupperware, rip out my pubic hair
Hey there, Captain Dan, welcome to Butterland
Melted cheese and shit, rub my face in it

Cadillac Pac Attack has once attacked
Praying to the cottage cheese that′s within my mind
Cottage cheese, we worship
Came from the crack in your behind
Masturbate the alligator, masturbate the alligator
Frozen pudding, melted person
Elevate the elevator, desecrate the nebulator
Thirty-fourth and eighty-seventh, surprise, donut hole
Three-five and fifty-five, middle of the inside of your asshole
Three hundred buttons always melded to a log of pink
Realize that the middle is worth less than the status to a pimp

I was fucking playing around and I fucking jerked it up my asshole

We're Korean tuba, so grab a shovel and a dinosaur
Welcome to my dick