Conjunction Junction Songtext
von Couch

Conjunction Junction, what′s your function?
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Conjunction Junction, what′s your funk?

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars that get most of my job done
Conjunction Junction, what′s their function?
I got and, but, and or
They′ll get you pretty far

And
That's an additive, like this and that
But
That′s the opposite
Not this but that
And then there's or
O-R, you got a choice like this or that
And, but, and or
They′ll get you pretty far


Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making them run right
Conjunction Junction, what′s your function?
Steamrollin' down the tracks and

Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice
Hey that's nice!
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching
Losing your shoe and a button or two
Poor but honest, sad but true
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Conjunction Junction, what′s your function?
What′s your function?
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one
When you say something like this choice


Either now or later
Neither now nor ever
Eat this or that
Grow thin or fat
Either now or later (later)
Neither now nor ever
Eat this or that
Grow thin or fat
Either now or later (ooh-oh)
Neither now nor ever (ever)
Eat this or that
Grow thin or fat
Never mind, I wouldn′t do that

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
What′s your function?
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses
Conjunction Junction, what′s your function?
I'm gonna get you there if you're very careful
Conjunction Junction, what′s your function?
I′m gonna get you there
Conjunction Junction, what's your funk?