Roller Derby Star Songtext
von Copperhead

Late Friday night, I had nothing to do
So I turned on my TV, Lord, my week is through
I coulda watched a western
But my wife said, "Channel 2"
I love her, so I said, "Two will do"

Now, never in my life have I seen such a scene
Arms and legs are flyin′, it was hard to tell the teams
And then I heard this voice come through my TV screen
And I knew that they were talkin' to me

Don′t be a Sally, 'cause you know what you are
Ain't no lover, you′re a roller derby star
If you can take it, you can really go far
Don′t be a Sally, you're a roller derby star


I left my wife and my children too
I gotta live in Oakland, where the barbers do
Changed my name to Buster, now I′m ready for you
To tear me up until I am black and blue

Don't be a Sally, ′cause you know what you are
Ain't no lover, you′re a roller derby star
If you can take it, you can really go far
Don't be a Sally, you're a roller derby star

I left my wife and my children too
I gotta live in Oakland, where the barbers do
Changed my name to Buster, now I′m ready for you
To tear me up until I am black and blue

Don′t be a Sally, 'cause you know what you are
Ain′t no lover, you're a roller derby star
If you can take it, you can really go far
Don′t be a Sally, you're a roller derby star