Roller Derby Star Songtext
von Copperhead

Late Friday night I had nothing to do
So I turned on my TV — Lord my week is through
I could′ve have watched the western but my wife said "channel two?"
I love her so I said "Two will do"

Now, never in my life have I seen such a scene
Arms and legs were flying — it was hard to teel the teams!
Then I heard this voice come through my TV screen
And I knew that they were talking to me


D-d-d-don't be a salad cuz you know what you are
Ain′t no lover — you're a roller derby star
If you can take it — you can really go far
Don't be a salad — you′re a roller derby star

Left my wife and my children too
Gotta live in Oakland where the Bombers do
Change my name to Buster, now I′m ready for you
Ta' jam me up ′till I'm black and blue

Don′t be a salad cuz you know what you are
Ain't no lover — you′re a roller derby star
If you can take it — you can really go far
Don't be a salad — you're a roller derby star