Xmas Songtext
von Community College

I′m feeling blue and you are too
I like sleeping in and by the afternoon you're dreamin′
I'll work all year to afford my beer
You've got a notebook
that you write in when you′re smokin′


And it's almost Christmas
And we said no gifts this year
I′ve been lyin'
Dyin′ to bring you some cheer
Hope they don't mind
If we don′t pay rent on time again
Again

Santa is probably a communist
I hope the elves get regular breaks for their tokin'

And it's almost Christmas
Working conditions are cold
Scrape the sidewalk
Or fall down on purpose for
Unemployment
Seasonal vacation
For a couple of months
Or until the summer comes again
Again