Let's Get Dirty Songtext
von ColonBlow

Well I′m a nice guy
I know that's plain to see
I hold the door for old ladies
I always brush my teeth
But every now and then
I get this itchin′
And my alter-ego
It starts-a-twitchin'
And I start thinking about
Some dirty deeds
I got a nice girl
She takes good care of herself
She keeps the crazy part of her high up on the shelf
But occasionally, she starts changing
And her interests, well they start ranging
And she looks at me like a hooker straight from hell.


And she says- "Let's get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
Do what ever you want to do, just don′t say please
Something deviant is what I need
I want the neighbors to hear me scream
Let′s get dirty, do something dirty to me."

Well after that I gotta go back to my life
With my back all scratched from my Bengal tiger of a wife
I'm walking kinda funny ′cause my hips are stiff
And I gotta big chunk missin' from my lip
I need some time to heal before another night

But she says- "Let′s get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
Do what ever you want to do, just don't say please
Something deviant is what I need
I want the neighbors to hear me scream
Let′s get dirty, do something dirty to me."

Well now I'm dressed up alike a farmer, standing in my own backyard
I got the wife tied up and covered all up with lard
I'm pretty sure the neighbor′s in his room
With a video camera prepared to zoom
If I′m gonna do this, you better make it fast and hard.


"Let's get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
Do what ever you want to do, just don′t say please
Something deviant is what I need
I want the neighbors to hear me scream
Let's get dirty, do something dirty to me."

"Let′s get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
Do what ever you want to do, just don't say please
Something deviant is what I need
I want the neighbors to hear me scream
Let′s get dirty, do something dirty to me."

"Let's get dirty, I wanna get dirty knees
Do what ever you want to do, just don't say please
Something deviant is what I need
I want the neighbors to hear me scream
Let′s get dirty, do something dirty to me."
Let′s get dirty
Let's get dirty
Let′s get dirty
Let's get dirty
Let′s get dirty
Let's get dirty
Let′s get dirty