Yakuza Girls Songtext
von Cold Chisel

Well, it′s the last call at the fag end
Of the wrong bar at the bad end
Of the wrong side of a dog town
On a one-way road that takes you down
From a shit creek, and back again
The door swings open and they all come in
From the arse end of a, a sick world
A bus load of Yakuza girls

Yakuza girls, chicks of doom
Are fanning out to cover the room
Smokin' Luckys, climbin′ the bar
Drinkin' saki from an old fruit jar


Yakuza girls, 12 o'clock high
Fishnets all the way to Hawaii
Playin′ karaoke and singin′ along
With the keywords of a lock 'n′ roll song

Well, ya get to see 'em all comin′ through the place
Every household name and forgotten face
Every fucked-up, low-down, pin-tucked, rewound
Siliconed, pill-sucker has-been that ever found
Jesus in the bottom of a bottle, yeah
I reckon I'd seen it all, but I swear
I never seen this much potential romance
Since Lovelace Watkins split his pants

Yakuza girls, climbin′ the walls
Chewin' on gum, and grabbin' my balls
Telling me to cough, seeing how far
They can pole dance on the end of the bar


Yakuza girls are doin′ the dog
With a yo-yo in and outta the bog
And who′s that haulin' on a rubber glove
Yakuza girls and they′re lookin' for love